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Horrifically bad jokes...

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  • 14-02-2003 7:06am
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    Yurmasyurda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭


    Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
    A. Anything you want, he won't come anyway.

    Q. What's so great about being a test tube baby?
    A. You get a womb with a view. (You were warned :o )

    Q. What do you call a gay dentist?
    A. A tooth fairy.

    Q. Why did the tomato blush?
    A. Because it saw the salad dressing


    The point of this thread is to show you how bad some one liners can be, post your bad'uns


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    Hobart
    Registered Users Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    Hmmmm............ Ok. Lead me look at the charter again. Ok. Those were ok jokes. Well done. Thanks. I'll move on know.


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    SoundWave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    Originally posted by Yurmasyurda
    Q. What do you call a gay dentist?
    A. A tooth fairy.

    tis a good one, the rest i will reserve judgment on.


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    Hellrazer
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,654 Mod ✭✭✭✭Hellrazer


    Q: what do you call a fly with no wings????

    A: A walk.


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    Ixidor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭Ixidor


    Q what do you call a dog with no back legs and stainless steal balls?

    A: Sparky


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    Raptor666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Raptor666


    What do you call a gorilla with a machine Gun

    SIR:(


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    Hobart
    Registered Users Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    What do you call a Man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? Matt.

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the sea? BOB


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    Raptor666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Raptor666


    What do you call a man with a seagull on his head.
    Cliff

    What do you call a man with a car on his head.
    Jack


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    Skorzeny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 62 ✭✭Skorzeny


    How did Jonah get out of the whale?

    He ran around until he got pooped.


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    eddhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 5,781 ✭✭✭eddhorse


    lol at ixidor , sparky heheheheheh very goodun


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    Acidflash
    Registered Users Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    Originally posted by Yurmasyurda
    Q. What do you call a gay dentist?
    A. A tooth fairy.

    lol :)

    That's not horrifically bad


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    Sangre
    Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    What do you call a sheep with no legs?
    A cloud

    What has 2 legs and bleeds?
    Half a dog

    Whats pink and hard?
    A pig with a flick knife


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    Yurmasyurda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭Yurmasyurda


    Originally posted by Sangre
    What do you call a sheep with no legs?
    A cloud


    :)

    That got me goin lol


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    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    please guys - no rape jokes - try to keep them child safe <BioHazRd>

    what do u call a fish with no eye?
    FSH!

    what do you give a sick pig?
    oinkment!

    what does a bee put in his car?
    beesil!

    sorry for these bad jokes.... but they were necessary...

    btw any one who laughs needs help...


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    exiztone
    Registered Users Posts: 605 ✭✭✭exiztone


    Where does Saddame Hussane keep his cds?
    In a rack... =/


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    Dooom
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    btw any one who laughs needs help...


    aw cmon!!! the legless dog ones and the limbless man ones were class!! i laughed for ages at them..... :D


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    SoundWave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭SoundWave


    Q:what did steve say when he walked into a bar

    A: OUCH


    <im very sorry>


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    The Reaper
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    Q. What do you call a dog with no legs?
    A. Anything you want, he won't come anyway.

    Q. What's so great about being a test tube baby?
    A. You get a womb with a view. (You were warned )

    Q. What do you call a gay dentist?
    A. A tooth fairy.

    Q. Why did the tomato blush?
    A. Because it saw the salad dressing


    oah classic so are some of the others!

    what do u call a fish with no eye?
    FSH!

    What do you call a Man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? Matt.
    Q what do you call a dog with no back legs and stainless steal balls?

    A: Sparky


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    Kwizatz Anorak
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭Kwizatz Anorak


    Q. What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
    A. Dug!
    Q. What do you call a man without a spade in his head?
    A. Dug-less :rolleyes:

    The Tower of Piza leaned over to Big Ben and asked "Have you got the time?"
    and Big Ben replied "I don't know, have you got the inclination?";)


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