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  • 14-02-2003 5:02pm
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    Total Seinfeld Moment yesterday...

    In the UCD Library, I was in the totilets washing my hands after "emptying the tank".

    A guy walks in a quickly puts a notepad and book on a ledge to go to the bathroom- but the book fell off the ledge onto a puddle of Gawd knows what beside a urinal.

    I just fell like reliving the epic interchange bewteen Rebecca Demournay and George in "The Bookstore"...
    REBECCA: (Opens the cover of the book) Oh, wait a second. (Certain) This book has been in the bathroom.

    GEORGE: (Nervous) Wh-what are you talking about? That - that's rediculous.

    REBECCA: It's been flagged. I know. I used to work in a Brentano's. Mister, we're trying to help the homeless heare - it's bad enough that we have some nut out there trying to strap 'em to a rickshaw!

    GEORGE: (Desperate to get rid of the book) Alright, I, I'll just take fifty. Do - do we have a deal?

    REBECCA: Yeah, and here it is: You get your toilet book out of here, and I won't jump over this counter and punch you in the brain!


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