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PickUp Lines - Feel Free To Add!

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  • 14-02-2003 8:30pm
    #1
    AdMMM
    Registered Users Posts: 9,472 ✭✭✭


    Okay, this thread is for terrible pick-up lines. If you have one, add it. Otherwise this could look fair bare!

    K.
    "Your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor"
    "Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?"

    Erm. Thats all, pointless I know, but with your help, it CUD become a GUD topic!


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    #2
    Spiffing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 536 ✭✭✭Spiffing


    My love for you is like diarrhoea, I can't keep it in.


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    #3
    irishgeo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭irishgeo


    You: Hello,i have a magic watch and it tells that you are wearing no knickers and no bra.

    Girls response:

    You: Damn thing must be running 2 hours fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I was told it worked.Dont have the guts to try it myself.


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    #4
    ManWithThePlan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭ManWithThePlan


    Are you from jamaica?
    Cause you're jamakin' me crazy.

    Sounds better out loud than reading it. My mate does this a few times and it always makes the girls laugh!


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    Woden
    Registered Users Posts: 6,560 ✭✭✭Woden


    a few crappy ones (does anyone ever use these) mainly ripped from austin powers i think

    is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

    is there a mirror in your knickers? coz i can see myself in there tonight

    you wanna come back to my place for some sex and pizza?

    response NO

    what you don't like pizza?

    how do you like your eggs? unfertilised i hope

    wave your little finger at a girl til she comes over on which you say if i can make you come with my little finger imagine what i can do with the rest of my body.

    heres 30c/ my mobile etc. go ring your mam tell here you won't be home tonight.


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    Ruaidhri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭Ruaidhri


    guy: do you wanna f**k?
    girl:no!
    guy:do you mind lying down while i have one?


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    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    the average female has xxx amount of bones in her body, do you want one more???

    (2 hundred and something, cant remeber the excact ammount:rolleyes: )


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    #8
    ManWithThePlan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭ManWithThePlan


    Chat-up line to use on non-irish ladies..

    Do you have any irish in you?
    Girl's Reply: No
    Would you like some in you? ;)


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    Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 579 ✭✭✭Da_cOmRaDe_MiKe


    used this bfore. had a decent result!!!

    girl says : sorry do u have the time?

    you reply : i dont know do u have the energy!!

    hey wanna go halves on making a bast4rd?


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