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Tis that time again... I like sheep...

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  • 17-02-2003 6:36am
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    Yurmasyurda
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    A miner comes out of the hills, enters a bar, orders a drink. Looking around, he asks the bartender, "Hey, where’re all the wimmin?"

    The Barman replies, "Ain’t no wimmin here, not fer a long time."

    "Well what do y’all do?"

    "We do it with the animals."

    Thoroughly disgusted, he ordered another drink and headed back to the hills.

    Months later, same story... After downing too many whiskeys he asked the bartender, "You’re sure you do it with the animals?"

    "Yes, we do, sir"

    Hearing this again, he raced into the street and saw a pig run into an alley. He chased after it and started having his way with it, the pig squealing. After a while he heard a noise behind him. He turned to look and saw half the town, horrified.

    The bartender was in front and said, "My God, man, what are you doing?"

    "I thought you said you all did it with the animals."

    "Yeah, but no one f***s the sheriff’s broad!"


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