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Essex Girl And Irish Guy

Pimp Ninja · 2003-02-17 17:23:17

An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing She says, "Scuse me mate, I aint being fanny or nuffink, but why doz one of your wellies 'ave an L on it and the uva one's got an R on it" So the Irish guy smiles, puts down his glass of…

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17-02-2003 6:23pm

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Pimp Ninja

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An Essex girl and an Irish guy are in a bar when the Essex girl notices
something strange about the wellies the Irish guy is wearing

She says, "Scuse me mate, I aint being fanny or nuffink, but why doz one of
your wellies 'ave an L on it and the uva one's got an R on it"

So the Irish guy smiles, puts down his glass of Guinness and replies, "Well
oim a little bit tick you see. The one with the R on it is for me roight
foot and the one with the L is for me left foot"

"Cor blimey, exclaims the Essex girl, "So THATS why me knickers 'ave got C&A
on them.

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#2 17-02-2003 7:28pm
Drunk pirate

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So so

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#3 18-02-2003 8:57am
nanook

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a tad risky

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#4 18-02-2003 11:38am
pyure

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hilarious !
now added to my regular rotation of jokes

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