racist airplane

eddhorse

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is
Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first
time they've flown together and it's obvious by the
silence that they don't get along very well.

After about thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters,
"I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no rike Chinese? Why
dat?"

"You people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like
Chinese."

"Nooooo, noooo Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese,
not Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're
all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First
Officer says, "No rike Jew."

"Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic."

"The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no
mattah, all same."

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well i thought it was funneh

Baldy

Brilliant! I love it!

Wook

stereotyps , but ok

hussey

since when did speilberg sink titanic ??
it was james cameron

but funnish all the same

Sangre

I hope that was a joke hussey.....


If it was it was a good 'un

If not you're probably going to claim it is one anyway...