fairytale

eddhorse · 18-02-2003 12:01pm #1

A Fairytale...........

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant
meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and
said: "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil
witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will
turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet,
we can marry and set-up housekeeping in your castle with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes,bear my children, and
forever feel grateful and happy doing so".

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a feast of
lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream
sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself........

I don't f*cking think so.....................................