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Which one are you?

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  • 18-02-2003 2:20pm
    #1
    SoundWave
    Registered Users Posts: 1,146 ✭✭✭


    Which one are you?

    The Vain Person
    One who loves the smell of his own farts.

    The Amiable Person
    One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

    The Proud Person
    One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.

    The Shy Person
    One who releases silent farts then blushes.

    The Imprudent Person
    One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

    The Unfortunate Person
    One who tries hard to fart, but ****s instead.

    The Scientific Person
    One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.

    The Nervous Person
    One who stops in the middle of a fart.

    The Honest Person
    One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

    The Dishonest Person
    One who farts but blames the dog.

    The Foolish Person
    One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

    The Thrifty Person
    One who always has several farts in reserve.

    The Anti-Social Person
    One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

    The Strategic Person
    One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

    The Sadistic Person
    One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

    The Intelligent Person
    One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.


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    #2
    MuttsNuts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3 ✭MuttsNuts


    i balme it on the dog :D


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    #3
    Big Chief
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Big Chief


    The Thrifty Person
    One who always has several farts in reserve.

    :o


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    #4
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    i'm pretty sure that i've done most of thoughs


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    #5
    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    a fart joke, not quite toilet humour but....ah never mind;)


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    #6
    Pimp Ninja
    Registered Users Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭Pimp Ninja


    Originally by Fat B@stard in Austen Powers: Goldmember
    Everyone loves their own brand


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    #7
    oeNeo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,299 ✭✭✭oeNeo


    Imprudent, without doubt. ;)


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    #8
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Proud, definately :)


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    #9
    dragon heart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭dragon heart


    i always have a few in reserve just for them special moments (in a hot and stuffy packed lecture hall with no windows open!!!) great if we want a break


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