Garryowen Rugby Club

Sposs

A scout for Garryowen rugby club in Limerick is
looking for new
talent in
the war-torn Bosnian Region in Yugoslavia. On
watching a rugby match
there one day he spots an amazing talent and resolves
to take him to
Ireland to
play for Garryowen. The youngster, dying to get
out of his horrible
existence, agrees.

Back in Ireland that year Garryowen and their
arch rivals Shannon are
neck
and neck at the top of the league table,
entering into the last day
of the
season.

To make matters more tense, they are playing
each other in the last
game.
At 15 points each going into the last minute of
the game the ball
drops to
Slavan, Garryowen's new Bosnian prodigy, who
runs past 3 Shannon
players to score the winning try. Soon after
there are wild
celebrations as
Garryowen celebrate their win.

Slavan is hailed as a hero and invited by the
manager to guzzle back
champagne back in the dressing room with the
rest of the team . But
before
doing this, Slavan insists that he be able to
ring his mother at home
to
tell her the good news.

On the phone to his mother, he says "Guess what
mum, you won't
believe what
happened here today, we won the game and I
scored the winning try and
I'm a
hero....."

His mother interrupts ".....you selfish
ba*tard", she says "you are
always
thinking of yourself. Do you have any idea what
happened to us today.
Your
father has been killed, your sister was taken
away from us and given
a good
seeing to, and our house has been burnt to the
ground!".

"But Mum, your not being fair. You're acting as
if all this was my
fault",
says Slavan.

You're damn right it is", she replies. "It was
your fu*kin' idea for
us to
move to Limerick....!!!"



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