Double Entendres

Benbaz

Some of the finest double entendres on TV & Radio.....

MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up
to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK
eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold
out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only
come in his shorts."

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his
caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the
Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny,
other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages
on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you
could get it."

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed
to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and
asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised
me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set,
but half the crew did too, because they were laughing
so hard!

JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre
choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard
on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had
a hard on now."

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire
winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was
practising fastest finger first by herself in bed
last night."

WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on
jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a
quick look between his legs and likes what he
sees."

DURING the 1989 British Masters golf tournament,
commentator Richie Benaud observed: "Notices are
appearing at courses telling golfers not to lick
their balls on the green."

CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a singled uring a
Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson
to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just
tossed it off."

CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look
North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage
inside you on a cold night like this."

JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand
Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up
the backside by Barrichello?"

STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros
felt much better today after a 69."

THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough
Scott's breath away..."My word," he said. "Look at
that magnificent erection."

WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how
jockeys prepare for a big race when he said:
"They usually have four or five dreams a night
about coming from different positions."

STEVEL eonard, talking about vegetation on Vets In
The Wild, told Trude: "There's something big growing
between my legs."

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie
(Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each
tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them
.... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics - "And there
goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs
and showing his class."

Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field"

Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977-
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really
a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens
loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is
Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this
morning and it was amazing!"

And not forgetting
Cricket - "The bowlers Holding the batsmans Willey"

Slaanesh

awww that **** is just classic !

LOL

SLaan.

Dazzer

Bloody class

hedgetrimmer

<BAD PUN WARNING>

A friend of mine asked me for a copy of this, so I gave her one :-)

Acidflash

some classics in there

milltown

Some crackers there.

You forgot the George Hamilton classic when Ireland were playing Spain who made a substitution: "He's pulling him off! The Spanish coach is pulling his captain off!"

JohnK

lmao
those are classic

Don1

Fantastico!!!!!!!!

Spiffing

Very good