Oldie but goodie

Hobart · 19-02-2003 3:51pm #1

A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.

To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely drunk and the
bride's and groom's families have a storming row and begin
wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the **** out of
each other. The police get called in to break up the fight.

The following week, all members of both families appear in court.
The fight continues in the courtroom until the judge finally
brings calm with the use of his gavel, shouting, 'Silence in
court!'

The courtroom goes silent and Paddy, the best man, stands up and
says, 'Judge, I was the best man at the wedding and I think I
should explain what happened.'

The judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins
his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a
Cavan wedding that the best man gets the first dance with the
bride.

The judge says, 'OK.'

'Well,' said Paddy, 'after I had finished the first dance, the
music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and
after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third
song, when all of a sudden the groom leapt over the table, ran
towards us and gave the bride an unmerciful kick right between
her legs.'

Shocked, the judge instantly responded, 'God, that must have
hurt!'

'Hurt?' Paddy replies. 'He broke three of my fingers!'