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A fishy tale!

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  • 19-02-2003 6:20pm
    #1
    Joriain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
    when
    they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the
    same
    ship
    that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the
    female
    whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes
    at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and
    sink."
    They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly
    sank.
    Soon
    however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and
    were
    swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were
    going
    to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble
    them
    up
    before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female
    was
    becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along
    the
    blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."


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