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Old Man

Lucifer · 2003-02-20 16:23:18

An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times. Priest : Are…

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20-02-2003 5:23pm

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Lucifer

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An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:
Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,
grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college
girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them
three times.
Priest : Are you sorry for your sins?
Man : What sins?
Priest : What kind of a Catholic are you?
Man : I'm Jewish
Priest: Why are you telling me all this?
Man : I'm telling everybody.

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#2 20-02-2003 5:25pm
SoundWave

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hehe very good

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#3 21-02-2003 11:53am
eddhorse

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hehe funneh , nice one lucifer

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#4 21-02-2003 12:01pm
JohnK

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lol

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#5 21-02-2003 12:49pm
jonno

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Tee hee class one:D

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#6 21-02-2003 8:50pm
AdMMM

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Good Un!

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#7 24-02-2003 12:51pm
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very good..but a little bit sick if you actually think about it!!!

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#8 24-02-2003 1:50pm
Tyrrial

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i hope to aspire to that some day!

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#9 24-02-2003 2:38pm
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Excellent!!

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