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hussey · 2003-02-21 09:10:03

A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody. The judge turns to the husband and says ' What do you have to say in your defence? The man sat for…

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hussey

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A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain an labor. She should be in my custody.

The judge turns to the husband and says ' What do you have to say in your defence?

The man sat for a while contemplating..then slowly rose. 'Your Honor. If I putt a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it
.. the machine's or mine?

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#2 21-02-2003 10:19am
JohnK

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lol
He does have a point...

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