Totally non-quake thing

Dermot

On a totally different front, anyone have any ideas how to clean my keyboard
without paying someone else to do it? Mines full of bits of pizza and stuff.

Cloud

: On a totally different front, anyone have any ideas how to clean my keyboard
: without paying someone else to do it? Mines full of bits of pizza and stuff.

Cop on Dermot - take away your keyboard's
character? There could be lifeforms there
or anything - I think I will have to call
up the ISPCLifeforms if you persist with
your threats.

Seriously though, Aodh and Myles have a
big can of spray stuff especially for
cleaning keyboards, ask them for it.

John.
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LegacyUser

: On a totally different front, anyone have any ideas how to clean my keyboard
: without paying someone else to do it? Mines full of bits of pizza and stuff.


i'd just kinda put bubbles near the keyboard as he would eat anything

LegacyUser

: : On a totally different front, anyone have any ideas how to clean my keyboard
: : without paying someone else to do it? Mines full of bits of pizza and stuff.

Simple, wash yourself more often you dirty culchie! Stop the bits of muck and turf clogging your machine up.

Cloud

:
: : : On a totally different front, anyone have any ideas how to clean my keyboard
: : : without paying someone else to do it? Mines full of bits of pizza and stuff.

: Simple, wash yourself more often you dirty culchie! Stop the bits of muck and turf clogging your machine up.

I think that dirt is there since Reaper's last
visit. You can't bring him anywhere.

John.
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LegacyUser

: On a totally different front, anyone have any ideas how to clean my keyboard
: without paying someone else to do it? Mines full of bits of pizza and stuff.

Your quake might suffer as result of this clean up as
coefficient of static friction will have diminished
making it more likely for your fingers to slip! Dirt provides
increased contact as it combines with sweat to form a coagulant mildly
adhesive bond, which can be enhanced due to pressure differentials
between ur hands and the ambient conditions
Clean at ur reputation's peril!!

I have decided not to charge you for this consultation cos I'm a nice guy.

Jrad

Washing machine!