If you were omnipotent

Green Hand Guy · 24-02-2003 9:03pm #1

If you were omnipotent, what would you do?

Personally I'd rearrange the world into a more "Lord of the Rings" type of place.
Remove geroge bush's eyelids and lock him in a tanning booth.
Have Bagpuss destroyed.
Build a big white tower for me to live in, with an army of monkey-men to guard it.
Have Barry reeducated to be a better person.
Declare myself the worlds greatest sex machine.

It wasn't me! · 25-02-2003 3:13pm

All of the above. And of course, steal all of Bill Gates's money and watch him die in the gutter.

Mystic Fibrosis · 25-02-2003 10:34pm

If?

nosmo · 26-02-2003 9:03pm

I'd crown Bagpuss king of all living (and undead).I'm sorry. Bagpuss ficking rocks.

Barry Aldwell · 26-02-2003 9:13pm

Originally posted by Green Hand Guy
Have Barry reeducated to be a better person.

You may try, but you will surely fail.

I'd probably make everyone think that me killing people was perfectly normal, and go around with an M60.

smiles · 28-02-2003 2:32am

make things better,

Utopia here we come.

<< Fio >>

Dalamar · 01-03-2003 12:02am

Sharpen the 'spike' in dublin, and throw people i don't like on top of it. such as Bush, and ermm.... the scumbags in my town...
Lotsa stuff.......

Scarinae · 01-03-2003 12:51am

BAGPUSS ROX CHAIRS!!!

I think Westlife need to be flung on top of that spike as well

lordsippa · 01-03-2003 2:42pm

Buy a box of tissues... and maybe a hatchet...

Oh and of course give myself powers akin to Akira. Oh the powers... Oh the powers... oh and i'd make the rain stop now so i could go to town.

Barry Aldwell · 01-03-2003 9:17pm

Originally posted by Fishie
I think Westlife need to be flung on top of that spike as well

And whoever came up with the idea of The Salon. What person in their right mind wants to watch C list celebs get their hair cut on tv?

ll=llannah · 02-03-2003 3:22am

I think Westlife need to be flung on top of that spike as well

they really should be on that spike...
when i got into dublin airport before ctyi last summer there was this huge poster with them on it saying "Welcome to the World of Westlife!" It was so frightening I almost ran back onto the plane.

sisob · 02-03-2003 2:47pm

I'd create a free love society - no vd and no accidental pregnancy

shep the malevolent pixie · 02-03-2003 7:28pm

Originally posted by lordsippa
oh and i'd make the rain stop now so i could go to town.

you lazy-ass b_astard! i went in anyway! yes, i got absolutely soaked but i danced and it was fun. grr and so forth. .>:-(

there are precious few people posting here these days...

sHep :cool:

Barry Aldwell · 02-03-2003 8:34pm

Originally posted by shep the malevolent pixie
there are precious few people posting here these days...

That's because there's precious few threads to post on, adn that's because there's precious few ctyi-specific things to talk about. It'll probably start to pick up soon, as discussion of what course people are doing increases.

Mystic Fibrosis · 02-03-2003 9:07pm

I'd make Ibanez make LEFT-handed 7 strings. Grr......

lordsippa · 02-03-2003 10:05pm

I did go into town in the end. And oddly when I finally got sufficiently bored to do so the rain stopped. Still didn't get in till 4 though. Stayed in till 9.... so it all worked out in the end.

Erm.. I'd make pokey update more.

NeoSlicerZ · 02-03-2003 10:30pm

I'd get Galway Free broadband , get myself a supercomputer and probably a Gundam for the hell of it and a set of morals for the human race

It wasn't me! · 03-03-2003 7:46pm

Now who in their right minds would want a stupid thing like a set of god-forsaken morals!

Happy CTYI guy · 03-03-2003 9:44pm

People with GUNDAMS!!!!

nosmo · 05-03-2003 10:15am

Originally posted by lordsippa
Erm.. I'd make pokey update more.

I wuold just cede my throne to Pokey. :cool:

nosmo · 05-03-2003 10:18am

On second thoughts.. Cross breed Pokey with Bagpuss!

strawberry · 07-03-2003 9:47am

A lot more things would be purple.
Used to have a purple penguin, and I know that purple dinosaur is bashing around my room somewhere.......

nosmo · 07-03-2003 10:32am

Originally posted by strawberry
...I know that purple dinosaur is bashing around my room somewhere.......

BARNEY IS EVIL! Kill IT!

sisob · 07-03-2003 8:38pm

Not every purple dinosaur is Barney. Mine existed years before that purple demon, and doesn't stand on two legs or talk or sing idiot songs.

-Grace.

Barry Aldwell · 07-03-2003 9:48pm

Originally posted by sisob
Not every purple dinosaur is Barney.

But most are. And they should die. Slowly. And burningly(tm).

Scarinae · 10-04-2003 10:52pm

Far more things SHOULD be purple. I looked through a pair of purple sunglasses the other day and the world looked a lot nicer.
I was reminded of Pokey the Penguin earlier today when I had my fortune told by a penguin called Percy. He advised me to avoid bouncy castles at all costs because I would be killed by an evil troll

lordsippa · 11-04-2003 5:17pm

hmm... if I were omnipotent... some sort of universal "making people burn when (not if) they fail me" device would be fun... VERY fun. In the burny way.

Typedef · 11-04-2003 5:49pm

Originally posted by smiles
make things better,

Utopia here we come.

http://www.ubergeek.tv/switchback/

Yeah umm Macintosh is Iceland

lordsippa · 11-04-2003 6:50pm

actually... i wanna BIG wooden board. With a single nail in it... oh the fun i'd have then.

And candy floss...

Barry Aldwell · 11-04-2003 7:16pm

Originally posted by lordsippa
actually... i wanna BIG wooden board. With a single nail in it... oh the fun i'd have then.

"They have defeated us now, but they will make bigger boards, with bigger nails in them, until they destroy themselves! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

(I know it's not right, but it's 6 months since I saw that Simpsons episode, and I'm not going to go through some online archive just for one quote)

Zukustious · 13-04-2003 2:08pm

Go back in time about 15 billion years(the American billion) and create the universe.

Oh look, I did it.

If you were omnipotent

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