If you were omnipotent

strawberry

American billions are different from those of the rest of the world?

lordsippa

I knew it! I knew they'd eventually cross that line and make a different billion! DAMMIT!

Poochy

Well I would make myself more omnipitent of course. And i'd make an even greater lovin' machine, if that's possible.

lordsippa

I'd make it better... no... BIGGER... or... maybe better... hmm...

If I were omnipotent, I'd make up my mind.

Zukustious

Wouldn't omnipetence get boring after a while. You have everything there is to get, every ability, every experience, anything you want. Seems depressing knowing that you've come to the end of the path before your life is over.

lordsippa

Don't be silly

purplepolkadot

like that thing may all your wishes but one come true so you may always have something to strive for. something something.

if i were omnipotent there's be more: purple, glitter in some forms, furry items, monkeys, PENGUINS,
everyone i wanted to would: bow down before me and wash me feet with their tears jesus-style.
there's be less: of people i don't like, in fact, i'd have a ****peoplezapper and zap them all to infinity. and of course; beyond.
everyone else would be like equally treated and equally well off except for me. i'd have a palace. and slaves. slaves who worked in shift-work so that they kept up with the equally well-off and treated thing.
and i'd be really really clever. and i'd have an art collection.
and a dog. a big dog.

lordsippa

I'd make a sandwich... only a BETTER sandwich.

And i'd go to bed.

Zukustious

Originally posted by lordsippa
I'd make a sandwich... only a BETTER sandwich.

And i'd go to bed.

Is this one of those sandwiches that's better than itself, so it's infinitely better? That would be cool.

I would make a superintelligent penguin to rule over Penguinea with an Iron fist. His only flaw: The sun makes him sneeze.

Green Hand Guy

Omnipotence would never get boring. You could just use your powers to make boredom not exist.

Scarinae

Why would the penguin need a flaw? Is it because it it was perfect, it would be better than you? Or is it because the perfect penguin would be so powerful it could use its powers to change the world as it saw fit? What would a PENGUIN do if it were omnipotent, thats what I'd really like to know...

Green Hand Guy

Probably make a lot of fish, I suppose. And then maybe eat them. And it might make itself be able to fly, or at least look up without falling over.

Scarinae

Oh, to be a penguin

Imagine if you could just erase all memory of Atomic Kitten ever existing though... Wow...

Zukustious

I'd create the universe again but less complicated. It would only have one basic form of matter in it, cork. There's something about cork that mystifies me and I'd like to see a universe constructed of cork. That and super dense cork.

Scarinae

Ooh I have a pair of shoes with heels made out of cork, they're soooo cool! And I sound like such a girl. But I'm not that mad about shoes, honestly
What the hell is cork made out of anyway?

lordsippa

I'm gonna guess at wood chips.

Zukustious

Wood chips, eh? The mystery just gets deeper and deeper...

I guess I'd have to declare wood as an element, and then things shall start to get more complicated. So the new Universe idea is no longer a good one.:(

Havelock

Its Bark, a layer of bark. Enough about cork.

I would create multi-verses, A Disc-World, Some of the worlds from Sliders. And A Purple world for those who want it. And of course Penguniea!

Em' make portals into peoples heads, like in Being John Malovich.

Give myself some musical talent, make my facial hair black instead of red. (my hair is black).

Make time stand still, so I can walk around causing little choas and balancing it with random acts of senseless and random acts of kindness and beauty.

Unmake all crap music of the past 10 years, and slowly torture all the producers, excutives, "artists" and everyone they know and care for and their neighbours.

Enforce Happyness and Joy on the world under my unrelenting rule of oppression and dracoian laws.

Have them make more Family Guy epsiodes.

Make Vampirism and Chocolism acceptable sexual practices.

Make everyone smarter, prettier, and cleaner. Also madder, more fun and fans of cats.

Make Ireland the seat of my Empire, remove reality TV, TV3, Talk Radio, Scangers, Scum bags, Shweans (there's a lingustics problem) and snobby elitests (Except me).

And save America from Republicans, Democrats, Fox TV, Rubert Murdock, Bill Gates, and all those other gob****es.

Looser Gun Control, Better Health Care, No Tabacco, Free Grass/Weed/Cannabis, No Dutch Gold, More Good Wine. Find Atlantis, Raise the Titanic, Build an underground secret base, a moon base, a space station, a creepy gothic castle, and employ stupid guards with all the survivablity of a tub of Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia at a a stoner party to clelebrate the end of the 48 hour fasting and the reent resuppling of good weed after a 2 month drought of the stuff.

Change my name on a day to day baises, "HE who should not be named", Dr.Evil. Claw. Stewie. Dogbert. etc

Oh, and bring about world peace, end suffering, and save mankind, but only after I've had a whole lota fun first.

Hehehehehehehehhe

Spenguin

Were I omnipotent I would destroy all the tyrants of the world, and also every one who disagrees with me. And I would replace Irish in the school curriculum with some sort of... monkey lingo. Like the one that lets you know what the little dudes are saying when they insult you in that game with the monkeys. Monkey Island. And I would give myself the title: queen of the pirates. And I would make every one have a tail so they could type and use the mouse at the same time like zimbo.

Mystic Fibrosis

Can I have special powers then? I likes me teh powers...

mentalimplosion

alison, you are the queen of the pirates! we discussed this last week! and on another note: i'll zim your bo with a box to the face. hehehehe, does it ever get old?
oh yeah, and when is the official renaming of the ukraine to the peoples' republic of ana?

Spenguin

Ixne on the ublicly pay nnouncing aay of my kraine uay aking tay ver oay lan pay. I apologize if that is improper pig latin. But other then that... I said nothing about naming it after you. If I rename it, it'll be after me.

Liquorice

If I were omnipotent I wouldn't abolish Irish in schools, I'd make the curriculum far more interesting and practical. I would abolish boybands. I would make Avril Lavigne and Amy Studt have a boxing match, with Louie Walsh and Simon Cowell in the same ring, wrestling. Then I'd just drag them off after a few days without food, water or their beloved poseur fans and throw them on top of the Spike. I'd make all politicians completely honest AND USEFUL FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! I would make Ireland a socialist country, but abolish our current socialist party.
I would give everyone twice their living wage as salary, and nobody would be stuck in extremely boring jobs just because they get paid loads. And I would crown Bagpuss second in command. Gotta love Bagpuss.

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by Scarlett
I would make Ireland a socialist country,

*shakes fist*
Damn you commies!

GuanYin

Originally posted by Green Hand Guy
If you were omnipotent, what would you do?

I'd kill myself.....

If little Sykeirl is dead then big Sykeirl has no reason to live....

Barry Aldwell

Lets just ignore that last post. For the good of ninjary.

Havelock

With a post like that, I'd assume big Sykeril has no reason to live anyway.

I'd also round up all the socialists and see how they like being put against a wall and shot. And then bring them back to life, and since they didn't like it they won't do it to others.

Liquorice

Originally posted by Barry Aldwell
*shakes fist*
Damn you commies!

I'm proud of being a socialist! And perhaps a communist! Although I don't know how some countries can be considered communist when they have a dictator. That contradicts everything communism stands for!

Spenguin

Originally posted by Scarlett
If I were omnipotent I wouldn't abolish Irish in schools, I'd make the curriculum far more interesting and practical.

I think everyone would find a monkey lingo way cooler than irish. Irish is too complicated, and monkey might not be. Actually come to think of it, it will probably be way harder. Ah well. Its a risk I'm willing to take.

Liquorice

Okay, this thread is meant to be about omnipotency, lets stop talking about Irish-some people like the language and/or curriculum, others don't. End of story. If I were omnipotent I'd make sure that people didn't wander too far off topic while posting messages about omnipotency.