Green Bananas

Benbaz

This bloke is working on the buses and collecting tickets. He
rings
> > > > >> the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half
getting on
> > > > >> the bus.
> > > > >> The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus and is killed.
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> > > > >> At the trial the bloke is sent down for murder and seeing as
it's
> > > > >> Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his
execution he's sat
> > > > >> in the chair and the executioner grants him a final wish.
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> > > > >> "Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"
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> > > > >> "Yes" answers the executioner.
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> > > > >> "Can I have that green banana?"
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> > > > >> The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till
he's
> > > > >> eaten it.
> > > > >> When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch
sending
> > > > >> hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke
clears the man
> > > > >> is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.
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> > > > >> "Can I go?" the man asks.
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> > > > >> "I suppose so" says the executioner, "that's never happened
before."
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> > > > >> The man leaves and eventually gets his job back on the buses
selling
> > > > >> tickets.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are
still getting
> > > > >> on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke is
sent down
> > > > >> for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The executioner
is
> > > > >> determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up to the
electric supply
> > > > >> for the whole of Texas. The bloke is again sat in the chair.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> "What is your final wish?" asks the executioner.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> "Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch?" says the
> > > > >> condemned man.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The
bloke
> > > > >> eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch.
Millions of
> > > > >> volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When the
smoke clears the
> > > > >> man is still sat there smiling in the chair. The executioner
can't believe
> > > > >> it and lets the man go.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the
buses.
> > > > >> Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting
on, this
> > > > >> time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair
again. The
> > > > >> executioner rigs up all the worlds electricity to the chair,
determined
> > > > >> to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair
smiling.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> "What's your final wish ?" asks the executioner.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> "Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your
packed
> > > > >> lunch?"
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all,
skin
> > > > >> included.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The executioner pulls the handle and a zillion million trillion
volts
> > > > >> go through the chair. When the smoke rises the man is still sat
there
> > > > >> alive without even a burn mark.
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> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > > >> "I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you
can
> > > > >> still be alive after all that?".
> > > > >>
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> > > > >>
> > > > >> He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green
banana
> > > > >> isn't it"" he asked.
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> > > > >> (are you ready for this ...
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> > > > >> Page down.....it's worth it!
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> > > > >> "Nahh" said the bloke, "I'm just a really bad conductor."

jonno

Tee hee:p

irishman_abroad

**groan**:rolleyes:

Pugsley

/me kills self
thats dire :rolleyes:

pickarooney

A1. Me loves.

Acidflash

made me laugh

KdjaCL

kdjac

Tyrrial

thats bloody good

Mewzel

could be worse i suppose.....

Big Chief

pretty cringeworthy

but it still made me crack a smile