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A Safe Bet

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  • 25-02-2003 6:07pm
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    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭


    While a priest was trying to raise money for his parish, he found out there wasa great deal of money to be made in the horse racing business. To his dismay, he discovered at the horse auction that the prices of horses were too steep and all he could afford was a donkey, which he bought.

    Determined to make money for his parish, he entered his donkey in a race and to everyone's surprise finished third. The next day, the newspaper headline read:

    PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS

    The following week the priest again entered the race and this time won! The newspaper headline read:

    PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT

    Annoyed by this kind of publicity, the priest 's Bishop suggested that the priest not continue this activity. The headline read:

    BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS

    After reading the paper the Bishop demanded that the priest get rid of the donkey. The priest gave the donkey to a Nun in the local convent to graze the grass. The headlines read:

    NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

    When he recovered from the shock, the Bishop ordered the nun to sell the donkey. When it was discovered that the Nun sold the donkey to a farmer for $10.00 the headline read:

    NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    rofl! damn media! :D


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    #3
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    it's funny cos:

    1) it's not me
    and
    2) it's a preist


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