Intresting but true fats about women!

Joriain

Ever wondered why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes?

A - Airport (flat)
B - Barely there
C - Can do
D - Damn good
E - Enormous
F - Fake


What's the definition of a Lesbian??
"Just another damn woman, trying to do a man's job."


Women are unpredictable:
Before marriage, she expects a man. After marriage, she suspects her man. After his death, she respects the man.


During pregnancy:
The 1st three months, do it the normal style Next three months do it the doggy style And the last three months do it the wolf style? sit outside the hole and howl?



Girl in theatre: "the man next to me is masturbating"
Boyfriend: "ignore him"
GF: "I can't, he's using my hand"



What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog? "
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."



A wife complains to the doctor that her hubby is 300% impotent?
The doc asks "how 300%?" She says: "you know about the 100%, and now he has broken his finger and burnt his tongue."


4 miracles of a woman:
1. Getting wet without taking a shower
2. bleeding without getting hurt
3. giving milk without eating grass
4. and making boneless flesh hard



25 useless things in a man:
20 nails 02 nipples that don't milk 02 balls that you cannot play with.
01 cock that does not lay egg.


Teacher: "why cows get depressed after milking?
Student: "Ma'am, if your boobs are rubbed for 2 hours then you are left
unsatisfied how would feel?

jonno

SoundWave

v good. esp the eating grass 1

Dempsey

Originally posted by Joriain
Girl in theatre: "the man next to me is masturbating"
Boyfriend: "ignore him"
GF: "I can't, he's using my hand"

Panda

Originally posted by Joriain
25 useless things in a man:
02 balls that you cannot play with.

depends on what kinda girls you know.

Originally posted by Joriain
25 useless things in a man: 01 cock that does not lay egg.

dude, cocks dont lay eggs. they **** the hens.

dragon heart

excellent

kirn

2. bleeding without getting hurt

oh i wish this was true....

*groan*

when once a moth my girlf is in terrible pain....

John2002

lol, very good!

AdMMM

Originally posted by Joriain
4 miracles of a woman:
1. Getting wet without taking a shower
2. bleeding without getting hurt
3. giving milk without eating grass
4. and making boneless flesh hard

HEHEHE

Acidflash

some funny ones in there

cujimmy

Ten Things Men Know About Women

1. They have a Fan*y

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10. Oh Yes .................and TITS

Joriain

Glad ye liked it...must be great of girls in college they to have rag week once a month ..don't you agree?