Old one but funny

jonno · 26-02-2003 10:58am #1

This middle aged bloke marries this younger woman and they are deeply in love. But no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. So they decide to ask a marriage guidance counsellor for advice.

The counsellor listens to their story and makes a suggestion. "Hire a strapping young man and while the two of you are making love have the young man wave a towel over you, as though he is fanning you both. Make sure he is totally naked and she can see his manhood as he fans you both with the towel. That will help the wife fantasise, and should bring on the
orgasm you're seeking."

So they go home and follow the counsellor's advice. They hire a
handsome young man and he strips off and enthusiastically waves a towel over them both as they make love. But it doesn't help and still the wife is unsatisfied and frustrated.

Perplexed, they go back to the counsellor. "Okay", says the counsellor, "let's try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and YOU wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The hired hand really works with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming, creaming orgasm. Smiling, the husband drops the towel, taps the young man on the shoulder and says to him;

"Now, THAT'S how you wave a f**king towel, mate."