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Keeping it Tidy...

  • 27-02-2003 09:43PM
    #1
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭


    An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all playing golf with their wives. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

    "Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any".

    The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some dainties".

    Next the Irishman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.

    "Bejasus woman. You've no knickers - why not"? She too explains, "You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any".

    He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency here's 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some!".

    Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is also wearing no undies.

    "Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have no knickers?" She replies "I can't afford any on the money you give me", "For the sake of decency here's a comb, tidy yourself up a bit


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