Chaos Marine Battle Hymn

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Sarky

Twas pinched from a website I found a link to from here.

I'm working on that "Britny Spears/Ork hybrid as we speak...

Metaxis

your a genious:D

Pugsley

You sir, have skills.

Sarky

My 'urty toof iz killin' me.
Distrakts me from duffin' Beakees....
Dok yanked it out now I'm feelin' fine,
Gork gimmie a sign,
To 'it some 'umies one more time...

I would have continued it, but god, I felt embarrassed...


Came up with this one in about 10 minutes. I have no life.

To the tune of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Lazlo's Powered Hammer.

In Schola Progenium,
Lazlo takes a shot again,
Misses by a mile.
Teacher gives out punishment,
But works for a traitor government,
Oh, A-Oh-Oh-Oh...

As soon as the traitor's back is turned,
Lazlo comes up from behind...

Whomp, splat, Lazlo's Powered Hammer came down upon his head,
Bang, Bang, Lazlo's Powered Hammer made sure, that he was dead.

Promoted for rebellion crushed,
He comes upon a daemon cult,
Worshipping Slaanesh.
Pink and spikes are everywhere,
Hermaphrodites will cause a scare,
Oh, A-Oh-Oh-Oh.

As the Keeper Of Secrets appears,
Lazlo comes up from behind...

Whomp, splat, Lazlo's Powered Hammer came down, and missed its head,
Bang, bang, he got seduced, woke up tied to a bed...

More to come when I've had something to drink. Like paint...

de5p0i1er

Thats not right, funny but not right.

Sarky

I never said I was mentally stable, did I?:p