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some blondies!

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  • 03-03-2003 12:48pm
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    The Reaper
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    Blonde in a Car

    A blonde walked into a gas station and said to the manager, ''I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?''
    ''Why sure,'' said the manager, ''we have something that works especially well for that.''

    A couple minutes later, the manager walked outside to see how the blonde was doing and he heard another voice. ''No, no! A little to the left,'' said the other blonde inside the car.




    Three words that describe Britney Spears

    My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.




    Blonde Welfare

    Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
    A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!


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