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  • 04-03-2003 3:25pm
    #1
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭


    too lazy to remove all the '>' :)
    any way, the joke is pretty good (at least i think so)



    > >> > A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the
    > >> register
    > >>
    > >> > > > he
    > >> > > > realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the
    checkout
    > >> girl
    > >> > > if
    > >> > > > she could have some brought up to the register.
    > >> > > > She asked, "What size condoms?"
    > >> > > > The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop
    > his
    > >> > > pants.
    > >> > > > He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and
    > called
    > >> > > over
    > >> > > > the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Check Out 5."
    > >> > > > The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most
    > >> men,
    > >>
    > >> > > was
    > >> > > > up
    > >> > > > for a cheap thrill. When he got to the register, he told the
    > checker
    > >> > > that
    > >> > > > he
    > >> > > > too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have
    some
    > >> > > brought
    > >> > > > to the register for him.
    > >> > > > She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She
    > >> asked
    > >>
    > >> > > him
    > >> > > > to
    > >> > > > drop his pants. He did.
    > >> > > > She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One
    > box
    > >> of
    > >> > > > medium-sized condoms, Check Out 5."
    > >> > > > A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had
    > >> seen
    > >> > > was
    > >> > > > way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
    > >> female,
    > >> > > > so
    > >> > > > he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he
    > told
    > >> the
    > >> > > > checker he needed some condoms.
    > >> > > > She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him
    > to
    > >> > > drop
    > >> > > > his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him one
    > >> quick
    > >> > > > squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said....
    > >> > > >
    > >> > > >
    > >> > > >
    > >> > > > "Mop and bucket to Checkout 5."


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    #2
    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    rofl! nice one! :D


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    #3
    stormkeeper
    Registered Users Posts: 2,633 ✭✭✭stormkeeper


    lmao... :D


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    #4
    Joriain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭Joriain


    nice 1

    Insanity is nothing without control!


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    #5
    pyramid man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭pyramid man


    THATS AM QUITE FUNNY. IF IT WERE NOT FOR ALL OF THE >>>>'S.


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    #6
    Carbiens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭Carbiens


    its an oldie but a goodie.:p

    btw, pyramid man, theres a little button between the shift key and the tab key, usually when you press it a cute little light turns on on your keyboard, its really quite nice why dont you give it a try


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    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    heard it before
    still funney tho :)


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    #8
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    good 1...v.funny....if only it was dat easy.


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    #9
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    Your a sick but great man.


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