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John2002 · 2003-03-04 15:22:52

A man came home from work, sat in his easy chair in front of the TV and said to his wife, "Gimme a beer before it starts." Fifteen minutes later he said, "Gimme another beer before it starts." A few minutes later he asked again for beer. "Don't you think you've had enough?" his wife complained. "It hasn't been half an hour…

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John2002

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A man came home from work, sat in his easy chair in front of the TV and said to his wife,
"Gimme a beer before it starts." Fifteen minutes later he said, "Gimme another beer before
it starts." A few minutes later he asked again for beer.

"Don't you think you've had enough?" his wife complained. "It hasn't been half an hour
since you got here and you've already had two beers. You're nothing but a drunken
couch potato!"

The husband rolled his eyes. "Now it starts," he moaned.

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