Ireland Vs England

Pimp Ninja · 05-03-2003 12:32pm #1

A family of England supporters head out shopping one Saturday before
Christmas.

While in a sport shop, the son picks up an Ireland rugby shirt and says to
his sister, "I've decided I'm going to be a Ireland supporter and I'd like
this shirt for my Christmas!"

The sister is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says,
"Go talk to your mother." Off goes the little lad, with Ireland shirt in
hand and finds his mother.

"Mum"
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter and I'd like this shirt
for my Christmas."

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him round the head and says,
"Go talk to your father."

Off he goes with the Ireland shirt in hand and finds his father.

"Dad."
"Yes, son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter and I would like this
shirt for my Christmas."

The father is outraged at this, promptly whacks his son round the head and
says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later, they are all back in the car heading home.
The father turns to the son and says, "Son, I hope you've learned an
important lesson today?"

The son turns to his father and says, "Yes, Father, I have".

Father says," Good son, and what is it?"

The son replies "I've only been an Ireland supporter for an hour and I
already hate you English bastards!!!"