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Arthritis

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  • 05-03-2003 3:42pm
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    Benbaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭


    A geezer in an old folks home took fancy to a lady who was also staying at the home.

    One day he got enough courage to tell her that he wants to make love to her.

    She agrees. He goes to her room when everyone else is on a day trip, and asks her how she likes it.

    She replies, "I used to like it when a man went down on me..."

    So, he goes for it. After about 30 seconds he came back up and says,

    "I’m sorry. I just can't go on. It just smells rotten down there."

    She answers "It must be my arthritis."

    He looks at her and says, "Surely you can't get arthritis down there!

    And, even if you could, it wouldn't cause that horrible smell."

    She says, " No, my arthritis is in my shoulder. I can't wipe my @ss."


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