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davelerave · 2003-03-05 20:07:50

"An elderly couple in their 90's had met in the retirement home and after dating for a few months decided to get married. Being from a generation that didn't believe in sex before marriage, they didn't know about each other's likes and dislikes. About a week before the wedding, the old man says to his bride-to-be, "Dear, I…

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"An elderly couple in their 90's had met in the retirement home and after dating for a few months decided to get married. Being from a generation that didn't believe in sex before marriage, they didn't know about each other's likes and dislikes.

About a week before the wedding, the old man says to his bride-to-be, "Dear, I have to ask you a question before we get married. How often do you like sex?"

The woman replied, "Well, to be honest, I like it infrequently."

The man thought about it for a moment and then asked, "Is that one word, or two?

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