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Who is God

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  • 06-03-2003 11:57am
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    Hobart
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    There were four confused 9-year-old little boys,and they were very curious to find out things about God.
    The first 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God male or female? The mom said, "Son, God is both male and female."

    The next confused 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God black or white? The mom said, "God is both black and white."

    Another confused 9-year-old boy asked his mom, "Mommy, is God gay or straight?" And the mom said, "Son, God is both gay and straight."

    The last confused 9-year-old little boy asked his mom,









    "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson?"


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    SoundWave
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    chamon mutha fúker!!


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    popinfresh
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    Predictable, but funny none the less :)


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    The Devil
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    very funny. he probably thinks he is tho.


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    rander00
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    Well Hobart, that was just de ****tiest joke ever. R u 9yrs old urself, go + ask ur mommy were u a mistake.

    I bet u were, u wernt worth de price of a johnny.

    LOL LOL LOL:D :D:D:D:D Lol, now thats a joke


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    oeNeo
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    LOLOL rander00!!! :D:D:D:D

    FUNNIEST JOKE EVAR!! :D:D



    *cough*

    gg Hobart.


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    Da_Kid
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    funny...even if you did hear it on the Gerry Ryan show...


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    Tyrrial
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    heh, i like it..
    it's crazy... like the man in question


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    Spunog UIE
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    Originally posted by robc
    chamon mutha fúker!!

    ha ha nearly as good as the joke, love that... C R A I G D A V V V I D :D


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    McGintyMcGoo
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    That joke were proper bo ............... selecta!


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    Sposs
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    best joke/thread ever..... ;)


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    hells angels
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    Lol i get joke's...and that was a good 1...:D


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