Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Another Roy Joke
Options
-
06-03-2003 12:35pm#1god im sick of him, but this made my laugh
Roy Keane, Michael Owen and Thierry Henry are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks and them and says:
"Before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."
Henry looks God in the eye and states passionately:
"I believe football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people, from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of Barcelona.
I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their club."
Impressed, God offers Henry the seat to his left.
He then turns to Owen and says: "What do you believe in?"
"I believe courage, honour and passion are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits," says Owen.
God, moved by the passion of the speech, offers Owen the seat to his right.
Finally, he turns to Keane.
"And you, Mr Keane, what do you believe?"
"I believe", says Keane, "that you're sitting in my seat."
0
Comments
-
-
-
-
-
-
Advertisement
-
Advertisement