A joke

The Devil

An eighteen year-old Cavan girl goes to see her mum and tells her that she
has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is
pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that
did this to you? I want to know!!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a brand new
Ferrari stops at their house, a mature and distinguished man, with grey hair
and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters
the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the
girl, and tells them:

"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I
can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take
charge. If a girl is born I will bequeath her 3 stores, 2 townhouses, a
beach villa and a ?1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will
be a couple of factories, and a ?1,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, a
factory and GBP500,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage..."

At this point, the father, who had remained silent all the time, places a
hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: You'll ride her again!!!"

BioHazRd

It is a good idea when posting jokes, to do a search first, to see if it has been posted before - that way you will avoid being flamed by people for rehashing old posts. You will find the search button at the top right of your screen.

Thank you for your attention.

BTW - I want to see no posts of the "FFS - posted before" variety, we were all newbies once. I will take a stern view of anyone who does post in such a manner.


Bio

hells angels

ha ha i thought that was rickin class and im a cavan man....lol
you deserve a medal for that but ur not gettin 1...

The Reaper

ill advise u not to tell people ur from cavan smith!
u dumbass