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Little Johnny

Spunog UIE · 2003-03-13 19:02:36

Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman. Johnny, however, was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a g*y cabaret and…

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13-03-2003 8:02pm

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Spunog UIE

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Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up - fireman, policeman, salesman. Johnny, however, was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a g*y cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
good,
he'll go out to the alley with some screaming f*g and take it up the
a*se."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
in and took little Johnny aside to ask him "Is that really true about
your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "he really plays for Rangers, but I was too
embarrassed to say".

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#2 13-03-2003 9:29pm
Pugsley

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ROFL!! brilliant!

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#3 13-03-2003 11:50pm
Tyrrial

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now thats funny....
although..... couldn't the guy play for rangers and hold a "day job"....
think about it?

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#4 14-03-2003 12:04am
Sangre

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Should merge this with the LIttle Johnny sticky tbh

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#5 14-03-2003 11:50am
hells angels

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lol good 1...very good comparision...:D

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#6 14-03-2003 12:07pm
Big Chief

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yeh shoulda put it on this thread

good joke all the same

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