Gratification

TenLeftFingers

Originally posted by Kell
Could you convince her to go for three girls and yourself then on the same premise?

LOL We have the same stand point on threesomes etc. We don't see the need for te extra person

Beëlzebooze

THREE girls and yourself? what would you do with them all?
you'd have to be on a high protein diet for a week to produce enough "man juice" to service them all!

eth0_

I think you're all sick pervs! The only PROPER way to have sex is through a hole in a sheet!

Tazz T

Great thread. Time to change the sheets.

Gordon

When I was younger (gosh I just realised that there was a time when I was young) a mate of mine showed me a porno mag. He said that he was going to take it home and punch a hole through the page and have his wicked way with it. It only dawned on me recently how absurd that actually was on many levels.

Anyway, if one is sexually dissatisfied with ones partner they have got to be pretty satisfied with the other aspects to the relationship (there are such things arent there?). I wonder if there are many people in the world that love each other but do not have sex, in fact do not even kiss or speak in a slightly Swedish manner. Oh hang on Britney Spears is meant to be a virgin (ppfffff!).

Oh to hear the glinting woeful song of a castrati.

Typedef

but even doggy style for example has a bad stigma attached (for some ppl)

What are you talking about mate?

Really, exactly what is wrong with sexual experimentation and exactly when was it edict that one had to ride missionary style... and maybe (shock horror) with her on top..... or else... thou shalt be accused of pornographic debauchery?

Hello.... I could understand perhaps how, some of the really wierd stuff like defacation during sex on your partner... is just... umm... not my thing... but, if both parties (or more) are consentual and are old enough to make that decision, it doesn't matter a damn.

I wouldn't let a girl cut me with knives (well maybe just once or twice)... but nails in the back are ok. Defacation is out, as is urination. Just about everything else is in... maybe.....

The only stigma I have about sex is that I don't get enough of it.

Typedef : Pent up, twenty three, lots of caffeine and sitting in work thinking about the other..... and some of that too... maybe if she treats me right.

Lemming

Originally posted by Gordon
When I was younger (gosh I just realised that there was a time when I was young) a mate of mine showed me a porno mag. He said that he was going to take it home and punch a hole through the page and have his wicked way with it. It only dawned on me recently how absurd that actually was on many levels.

I can picture it now (someone please kill me now .... )

"OH yeah ... that's it .. oh yeah oh yeah ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Damn f*cking paper-cut"

Gordon

Lemming - that doesn't bear thinking about! eek

Originally posted by Typedef
I wouldn't let a girl cut me with knives (well maybe just once or twice)... but nails in the back are ok. Defacation is out, as is urination. Just about everything else is in... maybe.....

Aha so you are a member of the earwaxication sexual fantasy club then? mmm earwax mmm*


*interesting fact - ear wax makes for great lip salve if you are in dire need and have no lip salve, and taste buds.

Typedef

I'm not waxing anything with that*

*lots of puns

Kell

Originally posted by Lemming
I can picture it now (someone please kill me now .... )

"OH yeah ... that's it .. oh yeah oh yeah ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

You forgot "oh your so good. Oh oh your soooo big and soooo goood"

"Damn f*cking paper-cut"

Porno mag babe to perv- "yeah but you love it babe"

Lemming

Originally posted by Kell
You forgot "oh your so good. Oh oh your soooo big and soooo goood"

"Damn f*cking paper-cut"

Porno mag babe to perv- "yeah but you love it babe"

yeah I know I left out a lot .. but I wanted to get that image out of my mind very ... VERY quickly indeed.

Typedef

Hey:

Q: How do New Zelanders practice safe sex?


A: Paint X's on animals that kick.

TenLeftFingers

Originally posted by Typedef

What are you talking about mate?

You missed my point, I'm saying that other people sometimes have hang ups with certain things just because they're porn related. Believe it ... if ya like!

Typedef

I'm not understanding how having sex when the woman is not face on to you is associated with pornography.

really, I'd say it fairly normal, since there's nothing wrong with having some jollies in different positions...unless of course... that has suddenly become a Cardinal sin (no pun).

TenLeftFingers

Hmmm, well speaking from experience, some women have seen it in porn before they've ever tried it/heard of it. That's where it comes from. Some girls find it disrespectful because you're not facing them, making them feel like tool's to put it bluntly.

I'm very pro doggy style by the way! See my site doggystyleawareness.com

But you know what they say, one man's whatever is anothers...

Trojan

Originally posted by merlin_bar
. Some girls find it disrespectful because you're not facing them

Of course, there's always the flip side: some girls much prefer it to any other.

Al.

Kell

Originally posted by Trojan
there's always the flip side: some girls much prefer it to any other.

Al.

I went out with a girl once and the only position she could orgasm in was doggy. Especially in front of a mirror.............

Silent Grape

your welcome for my frank response,

ahhh! stop generalising and girls and positions! i love 'porn' positions! and knives! ..... the problem has grown...

smiles

Originally posted by Gordon

Aha so you are a member of the earwaxication sexual fantasy club then? mmm earwax mmm*

If you can avoid the ear wax thing then ears are an incredible errogeneous zone

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