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  • 26-03-2003 2:47pm
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    simon_partridge
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    What do you use to drain the vegetables just before christmas?

    ---

    An advent colander !!!!!


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    Gordon
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    Heh!
    k I just made this up so treat it with kid gloves.

    What sweety do Australians like?

    __________


    Koala bottles!


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    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    THE LOVING MOTHER!

    Johnny Big Head

    Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
    His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Originally posted by The Reaper
    THE LOVING MOTHER!

    Johnny Big Head

    Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
    His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."
    rofl rofl rofl!!! :D


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    RED HORN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 153 ✭✭RED HORN


    rofl rofl rofl!!! :D


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    Drunk pirate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Drunk pirate


    Hey RED HORN. Do you remember when you say all we do is post "lol" After every posts?

    Hypocrit...


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    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    The first two jokes were stupid:mad: , the third one was good though:D .


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    hells angels
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    come on the reaper!!!! \m/


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    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    Originally posted by hells angels
    come on the reaper!!!! \m/
    Thanx hells angels!


    Q: What does an egg say after it's put in a bowl of boiling water?

    A: How do you expect me to get hard when I've just been laid.


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    banbutcher
    Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭banbutcher


    lol


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    banbutcher
    Registered Users Posts: 483 ✭✭banbutcher


    lol


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    #12
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    HE HE :D


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    Nemici
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭Nemici


    there are 10 types of people who understand binary - those who do and those who dont...........


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    TenLeftFingers
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    Haha, THAT is brilliant :)


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    bozzie
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    there are 10 types of people who understand binary - those who do and those who dont...........

    isnt that megasheep's sig


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    exiztone
    Registered Users Posts: 605 ✭✭✭exiztone


    Originally posted by The Reaper
    THE LOVING MOTHER!

    Johnny Big Head

    Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head."
    His mother replies, "No you don't Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings."

    lmfao, excelent work!


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Originally posted by Nemici
    there are 10 types of people who understand binary - those who do and those who dont...........
    Pretty similar to my sig *points down below* :)


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    ManWithThePlan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭ManWithThePlan


    Originally posted by Pugsley
    Pretty similar to my sig *points down below* :)

    I prefer the binary sig, a bit more geeky.

    The Reaper, classic johnny joke LOL
    Keep 'em coming dude.


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    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    who care's??? :rolleyes:


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    ManWithThePlan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭ManWithThePlan


    Originally posted by hells angels
    who care's??? :rolleyes:

    Sorry hells angels, nobody cares.

    Call The Samaritans imo.


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    Okie
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    Originally posted by ManWithThePlan
    Call The Samaritans imo.

    Apparently, The Samaritans are getting sponsorship from Nike starting early next year.

    Their new slogan will be: "Just Do It" :eek:

    Sorry bout that
    /bad taste


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    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Originally posted by ManWithThePlan
    Sorry hells angels, nobody cares.

    Call The Samaritans imo.
    o ya good one MWTP im really offended now...ya frog


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    ManWithThePlan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭ManWithThePlan


    I'm a frog?

    Hmm.. Ribbit, Ribbit..

    *Snore*


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    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    ok heres a joke before things get outta hand here!



    A Real Watch Dog

    A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around his head.
    Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. The other customers were taken aback and some were very upset at the way the animal was being treated. One of the tellers ran up to the blind man and asked, "Sir, what are you doing!?!"

    The man turned toward the teller and said, "Oh, nothing - just looking around."


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    ShayK1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,602 ✭✭✭ShayK1


    LOL
    Thats class
    I LIKE IT ALOT


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    #26
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    frist joke today that made me laugh..well done punk keep them comin....:D


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    The Reaper
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    Ok a real old one but long time since its been heard!

    Two Black Eyes

    A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.
    The man said, "I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye."

    "Where did you get the other shiner?" the boss asked.

    "Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back in."


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    #28
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    no you ruined it....


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    #29
    hells angels
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    go on hav another go....:D


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    #30
    ManWithThePlan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭ManWithThePlan


    Funny jokes Reaper :)


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    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    What's that wrinkly thing on Granny?

    Grand da.


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