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10 Things Men Won't Say

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  • 26-03-2003 3:57pm
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    The Reaper
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    10 Things Men Won't Say


    1 Let's watch Lifetime!
    2 Sex is overrated.
    3 I don't want to go too far on the first date.
    4 Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
    5 There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
    6 I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
    7 My hips are too big.
    8 Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
    9 Does this suit make me look fat?
    10 I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion


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    cournioni
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    Originally posted by The Reaper
    I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion
    Of course you won't Punk! :p Very good.


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    lol, how true :D


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    #4
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Im insulted, Blantant Sexisim! :D


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    #5
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    You forgot:

    Were lost lets ask someone for directions.
    Lets not watch monday night football there's a nice romantic film on the other chanel tonight.

    There are more out there just can't think of them, can YOU.


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    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    good 1...and so very true!!:D


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    #7
    The Reaper
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    Originally posted by PORNAPSTER
    Of course you won't Punk! :p Very good.
    ur hilarious porn!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!:rolleyes:


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    #8
    The Reaper
    Closed Accounts Posts: 697 ✭✭✭The Reaper


    Originally posted by de5p0i1er
    You forgot:

    Were lost lets ask someone for directions.
    Lets not watch monday night football there's a nice romantic film on the other chanel tonight.

    There are more out there just can't think of them, can YOU.
    ILL PUT THEM IN SOMEDAY JUST 4U!


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