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Bright Clean Joke

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  • 31-03-2003 4:06am
    #1
    DriftingRain
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    In a forest there are these two trees that grew up beside one another. One is a Birch tree and one is Beech tree. One day they notice that a small sapling is growing between them. The Birch asks the Beech "Is that saplng a son of a Birch or a son of a Beech?" The Beech replies that he is not sure that they should ask a woodpecker because they are experts on trees.
    Awhile later a woodpercker flies by and the Birch screams out "Hey, Woodpercker, can you tell us if that sapling is a Son of a Birch or a son of a Beech?"
    The woodpecker replies that "Sure I can!"
    He then goes on pecking on the little sapling
    He flies up and sits on the Birches limb and then states,
    "Well it is not a Son of a birch or a Son of a beech but it is the best tasting piece of Ash I have had in awhile!!!"
    :D:D:D:D:D

    I LOVE IT


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    hells angels
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    lol good one DR...:D


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    Pugsley
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    oh my..... :rolleyes:


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    D nominater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 63 ✭✭D nominater


    Took a while to get it and didn't think it was very funny........
    maybe it's just not my kinda humour....


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    D nominater
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    Took a while to get it and didn't think it was very funny........
    maybe it's just not my kinda humour....still at least it's original
    (could be that it's too clean?....nah....)


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    DriftingRain
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    Maybe be that my 67 year old grandmother told me this joke made it so funny to me. :D


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    jonno
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    Well that changes the context a tad alright


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    Gordon
    Registered Users Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Wow that took me ages to get!

    Oak hay that was quite funny, my-hog-only, the Elder, found it sad, not sure why. Yew are funny Drifting rain!


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