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Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur

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  • 31-03-2003 9:56am
    #1
    McGintyMcGoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭


    Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were motoring down
    the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the
    road. The pig was killed instantly.

    Saddam tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and
    hexplain to da honer of da pig what 'appen."

    One hour later, Saddam's driver comes back from the
    farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in
    one hand and a cigar in the other.

    "What 'appen to you?" Saddam asks.

    "Well, de farmer..he gif me a bottle of wine, his
    wife, a cigar and dere 19-year-old daughter..she make
    wild, passionate luf to me."

    "My God!" exclaims President Hussein. "What did you
    tell them?"

    The driver answered, "I say...Good evening, I am
    Saddam Hussein's chauffeur and I haf just killed the
    pig."


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    #2
    Giblet
    Registered Users Posts: 11,979 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Is Saddam French.:) gg


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    #3
    McGintyMcGoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 333 ✭✭McGintyMcGoo


    He sounds more like an english farmer!
    Most likely from Cornwall


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    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    here leave it..you just ruined the only jike that made me laugh in the last week....:(


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    Pugsley
    Registered Users Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    I heard the same a while back on these forums with victoria beckham and a cow.


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    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    well next year it'll be bush and a pig


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