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simon_partridge · 2003-04-01 10:31:14

Two hunters are out in the woods chasing some fowl one day, when one of them sadly falls to the ground unconcious. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy is unsure what to do, so he gets his mobile phone out and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The…

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01-04-2003 11:31am

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simon_partridge

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Two hunters are out in the woods chasing some fowl one day, when one of them sadly falls to the ground unconcious. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy is unsure what to do, so he gets his mobile phone out and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First of all, let’s make sure he really is dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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#2 01-04-2003 11:58am
ciano

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good, but very very very old!

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#3 01-04-2003 12:04pm
jonno

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Classic:D

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#4 02-04-2003 3:03pm
hells angels

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made me laugh

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