suggested lines, i hear

yankieman

1. Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!!
2. (motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
3. Nice shoes, wanna ****?
4. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
5. **** me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
6. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
7. I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
8. Are those real?
9. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
10. (offer guy/girl a screw) wanna screw?
11. Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you......of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
12. The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
13. The only place I want to go is south of the border.
14. Hey you want to know what I heard about you? **** me and I'll tell you.
15. Why don't you come over and we can do math in the bed; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
16. What's a nice girl like you doing on a face like this?
17. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
18. Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible"
19. So, do you want to see something really swell?
20. Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get!
21. Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
22. My shirt's chaffing me.....
23. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
24. They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
25. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
26. Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
27. Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice?
28. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
29. They say the best things in life are free....they lied (but I do accept American Express)
30. This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands.
31. You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!
32. You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed.
33. This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you....and I know some other positions too.
34. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
35. You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
36. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
37. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
38. Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
39. Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.

#40-54 are from Adam. He's the man. Thanx Adam
40. Are we related? Do you wanna be?
41. Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
42. Here is the phone. Call your mama and tell her your not coming home tonight.
43. If you were a seed I would plant a whole field of you.
44. Be unique be different say yes.
45. Inheriting £6 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
46. Are you a parking ticket? Cuz its just you've got fine written all over you.
47. Sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?
48. wish you were a screen door. So I could slam u all day.
49. Can I borrow the phone please. I want to call your mom to thank her.
50. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
51. Hi I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.
52. If I followed you home would you keep me?
53. Were you arrested earlier? Cuz its got to be illegal to look that good.
54. Excuse me could you please leave? Cuz your making the other girls look bad.
55. Excuse me, do you wash your pants in Windex, cause I can see myself in them. -Corey
56. Are you part Jamaican? Cause Ja-makin'-me-horney! -Clark
57. Do you have a keg in your pants because I want to tap that ass.
58. You wanna come over to my place for sex and pizza? (girl says no) What you don't like pizza?
59. Is there an airport near or is that my heart taking off. -Sy
60. Excuse me. Did you just fart? -Sy
61. When she asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" He says: "Do you have the energy?" -Sy
62. Go up to someone, and check his or her shirt tag. Then say Sorry, I was just checking to see if you were made in heaven. -Sy
63. Get a single rose and walk up to her/him, hand it to that person, and say... Here this buds for you. -Sy
64. Girl, I'll drink your bath water -Sy
65. Q: Did it hurt? A: Excuse me? Q: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt? -Sy
66. You must be a horrible person because God took all your beauty and used it for the outside. -Sy
67. Baby, are those Moon pants you're wearing? 'Cause you're out of this world! -Sy
68. I'm not trying to pick you up, because you're too heavy! -Sy
69. Do you have a quarter? (No, why?) Because my mom told me to call her when I met god! -Sy
70. Are your parent's terrorists? 'Cause you're the bomb. -Sy
71. Is your father a baker? Because you've got great buns! -Sy
72. Male: Girl, You know your dad's a thief. Female: Why? Male: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. -Sy
73. (Go up to a girl and say this) Excuse me I am about to go home to masturbate, and i need a name to go with the face. -Robert
74. Can you touch my hand? I just wanted to know what its like to be touched by an angel.
75. Excuse me did you grow up on a chicken farm?
Because you really know how to raise a cock!!! -Casey Agers
76. Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by again?
77. Lick your finger and then rub it against the person's shirt saying, "How about we get you out of these wet clothes?" -xOne
78. When a woman asks for your name, say “my friends call me Maxwell, cause I’m good to the last drop.” –Shawn
79. Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? [no] What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

hells angels

some very good one's there...better then the racist joke's remember your not the only one on these boards....;)