Mad Cow Disease

jonno

A female TV reporter from RTE went to interview Seamus Feeney, a farmer from Galway, about Mad Cow disease.

Herself: Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about the reasons behind Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might be the reason ?

Seamus stared at the reporter and said, "Do you know that the bull rides that cow once a year?

The Lady (getting embarrassed): " Well sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease ?

Seamus: Well now Madam, do you know that we milk the cow twice a day?

The Lady : Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ?

The Farmer : I'm getting to the point Madam. Just imagine, if
I was playing with your tits twice a day and only riding you once a year, wouldn't you go fu**king mad?

hells angels

could see it comin but a good un all the same