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Female Rejection Lines and Top 10 Male Rejection Lines (Translated!)

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  • 03-04-2003 11:08am
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    The Reaper
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    Female Rejection Lines

    1. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.'

    2. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: I don't want to do my dad.

    3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.

    4. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.

    5. I've got a boyfriend. Translation: I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.

    6. I don't date men where I work. Translation: I wouldn't date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.

    7. It's not you, it's me. Translation: It's you.

    8. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.

    9. I'm celibate. Translation: I've sworn off only the men like you.

    10. Let's be friends. Translation: I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.





    Top 10 Male Rejection Lines (Translated!)

    1. I think of you as a sister. Translation: You're ugly.

    2. There's a slight difference in our ages. Translation: You're ugly.

    3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. Translation: You're ugly.

    4. My life is too complicated right now. Translation: You're ugly.

    5. I've got a girlfriend. Translation: You're ugly.

    6. I don't date women where I work. Translation: You're ugly.

    7. It's not you, it's me. Translation: You're ugly.

    8. I'm concentrating on my career. Translation: You're ugly.

    9. I'm celibate. Translation: You're ugly.

    10. Let's be friends. Translation: You're sinfully ugly.


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