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Health Board or VHI???

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  • 03-04-2003 11:44am
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    jonno
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    The President was visiting one of Dublin's top hospitals and she specified she wanted to see absolutely everything.

    During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was ****. "Oh my", said the President, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry Your Excellency, but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will explode, and he would die instantly." "Oh, I am so sorry", said the President.

    On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow-job "Oh sweet divine Jesus!", said the President, "What in God's name is going on in there?"

    The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but he's with the VHI."


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    SoundWave
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    thanks for reminding me.. almost forgot that i had to join vhi today... cheers jonno


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    Tyrrial
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    damn my perfect testicals!!!!


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    hells angels
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    I think i hav that very same problem..where did you say this hospital was again??????


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