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Martial arts Subtitles

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  • 03-04-2003 7:55pm
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    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭


    Some actual English subtitles translations from Chinese martial arts films.

    1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

    2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

    3. Gun wounds again?

    4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

    5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

    6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

    7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

    8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

    9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

    10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

    11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

    12. You daring lousy guy.

    13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

    14. I have been scared ****less too much lately.

    15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

    16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

    17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

    18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?


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    #2
    TomTom
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 3,290 ✭✭✭TomTom


    17 & 18 are great


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    Giblet
    Registered Users Posts: 11,979 ✭✭✭✭Giblet


    Originally posted by spandauballet

    17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

    It's like some kind of Shakespeare


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    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    ha ha i get joke's.....me think them are funny...


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