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  • 04-04-2003 10:53am
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    cournioni
    Moderators, Regional North East Moderators Posts: 12,739 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    While a young mom was recovering from surgery and spending most of the day in bed, her seven year old son asked her why she didn't get a boyfriend, since her husband (his Dad) had run off. She told him the television was my her boyfriend, he entertained her all the time. And, even though he sometimes doesn't start, she'd just give it a few hard whacks on the side and it comes back on and Ishe's happy as a lark for hours. He was satisfied with the explanation and walked away.

    Sunday the pastor stopped by to check on the mother's recovery. Her son answered the door. The pastor smiled and asked, "Is your Mom busy, son?" The little one looked up at him and replied, "Yes, sir, she's in the bedroom banging her new boyfriend and once she gets him started, she'll be happy for hours!"


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    Mr_Roger_Bongos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Mr_Roger_Bongos


    Not great.:(


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    #3
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    No offence courtney but that's crap.....:(


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    LoGiE
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 2,968 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoGiE


    Oh dear....:rolleyes:


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    zAbbo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    OMG TEH STINKA!

    Was it hard to change into third person, as there are a good few errors, also WTF "Humour"


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    Dredz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 194 ✭✭Dredz


    Terrible, terrible, terrible joke.


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    BioHazRd
    Registered Users Posts: 2,088 ✭✭✭BioHazRd


    Ok - Please pay attention.

    You are all lucky I'm in a good mood today. People have been banned before for posting the utter drivel that you guys have just posted. Ok, so pornapsters joke may not have been the funniest, but we have a rating system - use it. No more posts about how crap a joke is or how it shouldnt be in the humour board.

    Consider this a warning - any more posts like these, and the banning stick shall be brought to bear.

    Remember, read the charter, abide by the charter, have a laugh.

    Bio


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    #8
    zAbbo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    Even dusty old BioHazRd is funnier than Pornapsters STINKA!


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    ozt9vdujny3srf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭ozt9vdujny3srf


    ^ Yaaay for not heeding stuff :p ^


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    #10
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    I've heard worse, at least its new unlike some of the other stuff thats been posted latley.


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    #11
    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    that joke wasnt that bad
    have heard worse


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