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Blonde Joke

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  • 04-04-2003 10:54am
    #1
    Hobart
    Registered Users Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭


    There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, "The Blonde" She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note.... "Here is your money.



    I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"


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    #2
    Mr_Roger_Bongos
    Registered Users Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭Mr_Roger_Bongos


    Punchlines a bit weak.


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    Bard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,309 ✭✭✭✭Bard


    Originally posted by Mr_Roger_Bongos
    Punchlines a bit weak.

    Yeah, if by "punchline" you mean "entire joke" and by "a bit" you mean "incredibly".


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    #4
    Hobart
    Registered Users Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    Lads,

    read the charter. Rate and move on. Don't waster yer obvious precious time by typing neg. comments. OK?


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    #5
    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    Ooo someone got outta the wrong side of bed this mornin...


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