Does size matter!!! (apologies if offensive material)

Divine

ok the reason i am starting this is because i know for a fact that every lad out there would love to ask a girl/woman the same question. I know it might be a little bit of a bizzare topic but i think it should be posted to get osme opinons.

I mean even moderators have "levers" ;-) and im sure they would like an answer to this too. So girls if any of you feel like giving your opinon on the matter and hopefully clear this thing up once and for all.
Cheers





He who laugh's last...laughs the longest!

logic1

Well if it's too big it's gonna hurt her but if it's too small it's not gonna do much so I think there's a happy medium.

Now if you'll just let me go untie mine from my leg..

.logic.

Divine

lol a "girls opinon please"

:-)

logic1

Originally posted by Divine
lol a "girls opinon please"

:-)

Fascist.

.logic.

Divine

ok Mr leader of the woman rights movement if you happen to get a vagina or female hormones, i can only hope you will still be as outspoken cause ive loads of other quuestions lol ;-)








He who laugh's last...laugh's the longest (god i love that saying) :-)

Kell

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89724

Theres some female points of view in here.

Lets try not get this one binned as well though.

K-

Divine

what do you mean get it binned? the obvious comes to mind but i dont want to suggest it cause i might seem a bit stupid, but im not, im not i tell you

Divine

I just had to say that i think this is going to be the most responded thread to ever in the history of this boards thing but you can all thank me later. Up Clare!!!!!












He who laughs last laughs the longest!!!

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Gordon

Binned is what happens to a thread when constant off topic/chatting occurs and destroys the pure marrow of what a thread is intended for.

Mercury_Tilt

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Divine

oh all right then well il try and keep it on this but id say it will anyway cause this is a curious thing for any 19 year old. Cheers,













He who laughs last laughs the longest

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WhiteWashMan

Originally posted by Divine



He who laughs last laughs the longest

actually, i think you will find that he who laughs last, doesnt get the joke....

Gaz

You know you can add your signature to your profile , then you wont have to keep re-typing it :rolleyes:

Divine

yeah i know what youre saying about height and all but we need ot hear form girls about the general size and all.

Oh my god please tell me how to do that signature thing cause its wrecking my head having to type it each time.

And he who laughs last is the one who has the joke on everyone else so he is the smartest, just like me :-)







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Mercury_Tilt

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Divine

no they use it to pull me as it happens ;-)
I tried that edit profile thing and i hope it works, what is your name on faceparty??? and girls i need some opinons please!

Kell

Originally posted by Gordon
Binned is what happens to a thread when constant off topic/chatting occurs and destroys the pure marrow of what a thread is intended for.

But thats what makes PI's the most interesting place to be on the boards Gordie. :cool:

Cake Fiend

He who laughs last thinks slowest tbh.

Mercury_Tilt

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koneko

Divine, you write like a girl, what's with all the smileys and "lol"s?

It doesn't matter how big your johnson is if you write like a girl.

Mercury_Tilt

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SOL

Girth not length, that is all

smiles

Originally posted by Divine

I mean even moderators have "levers" ;-)

I resent that comment!

<< Fio >>

smiles

Size matters:

* HUGE : can be painful for her and she might not be able to handle it all, and hence he wont enjoy the experience as much.
* MEDIUM : yum Enjoyable for both, plus it's easier for her to.... you know, swallow swords and all that.
* SMALL : *shrug* wont be incredibly fantastic experience for her, ("is it in yet?"), and he might not be in enough to enjoy it either.

Medium is great, huge can be great for when there's that itch, soooo deep down that you just need someone else to scratch...

That is all. :P

<< Fio >>

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

there's that itch, soooo deep down that you just need someone else to scratch...

...

go on...

Lemming

:eek: FIO!!!!!!

verging on the pornographic there! I'm shocked young madame!!! .......


more please


On topic, I remember a mate of mine telling me that she considered girth more important than length - and the age-old "quality not quantity" applies too ie. "it's what you do with it that counts"

sceptre

^ er, yeah, what Lemming said. Also been reliably informed that it's girth over length and quality over quantity. If you're crap and limp it doesn't matter a fiddlers how much you're up for it. I'm sure there are probably some magic exercises you can do if you're both of the useless things. That is all.

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by sceptre
I'm sure there are probably some magic exercises you can do if you're both of the useless things

It's generally referred to as "Viagra."

sisob

Medium is great, huge can be great for when there's that itch, soooo deep down that you just need someone else to scratch...
[/B]

he he he - sometimes fingers just aren't long enough

Grammar Nazi

He who laugh's last laugh's the longest!!

There's no apostrophes in those laughs you cretin.

Gordon

And you should really have said "There are" you trolling mong!

Caesar_Bojangle

Depends on the size of her box too.

dahamsta

Originally posted by Kell
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89724

Theres some female points of view in here.

Lets try not get this one binned as well though.

K-

<adam saves bucket of water and elephant posts for posterity>

Tails

Originally posted by Divine

He who laugh's last...laughs the longest! [/B]

I think its more correct to say he who laughs last, didnt get the joke.

CodeMonkey

Jesus, of course size doesn't really matter. Each girl is different and has different preferences, they don't make girls in a factory following some blue print. And yeah, there's that stuff about what to do with it.

cartman

[edit: Abusive posts will always be editted even if the person they are refering to is obviously annoying << Fio >>]

TwoShedsJackson

Originally posted by Tails
I think its more correct to say he who laughs last, didnt get the joke.

Or you could say he who posts the same joke a day and a half after someone else needs to get his eyes checked.

LegacyUser

size matters but more so to guys than to women. The majority of guys are between 5 and 7 inches long. Most women are perfectly happy if their fella is within this range.

Whereas guys get obsessed about 1/4 of an inch. It amuses me when guys say they don't know how big their dick is because they've never measured it - total BS!

Women are poor at judging size anyway. I'm 8 and 3/4 inches long and thick. Some women who've seen it have sworn that it must be at least 10 inches. If you're lightly built like me your equipment naturally looks bigger than it would on a heavier built guy.

But being above average size can cause problems. Normal condoms are a joke. I have to order extra large ones (eg Trojan Magnum XL brand) online because they don't seem to be sold in the shops in this country.

Barry Aldwell

Note to self : Don't eat pizza while reading PI.

Nevyn

well unless it ti really short or really huge , differnt positions can vary the length of the vagaina; but if it too thin ur stuffed or should that be not stuffed

DMT

Originally posted by smiles
Size matters:

* HUGE : can be painful for her and she might not be able to handle it all, and hence he wont enjoy the experience as much.
* MEDIUM : yum Enjoyable for both, plus it's easier for her to.... you know, swallow swords and all that.
* SMALL : *shrug* wont be incredibly fantastic experience for her, ("is it in yet?"), and he might not be in enough to enjoy it either.

Medium is great, huge can be great for when there's that itch, soooo deep down that you just need someone else to scratch...

That is all. :P

<< Fio >>

I nominate this for post of the month!

LegacyUser

Originally posted by smiles

* MEDIUM : yum Enjoyable for both, plus it's easier for her to.... you know, swallow swords and all that.
/B]

I once knew someone who claimed that his g/f could dislocate her jaw at will, which er helped "facilitate" matters...

devine

its to big to fit in here to big to fit in there ahhhh to big to fit in here

koneko

It's not how deep you fish.
It's how you wiggle your worm.

Typedef

Is that a promise?

koneko

Dirty DIRTY boy!

po0k

Originally posted by sisob
he he he - sometimes fingers just aren't long enough

....so you must use your arm....


Chasing Amy

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Woden

don't know mines only three inches? but most women don't like it that wide

Divine

well i must say im glad to have put that thread up cause i feel i have learned quite a lot today and over the weekend so i have to thank everone for posting...even the stupid ones who think that he who laughs last is stupid :-) and i am now safe in the knowledge that i am of average size and therefor perfect. Nice one !!!











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Sposs

Originally posted by Divine
and i am now safe in the knowledge that i am of average size and therefor perfect. Nice one !!!

Sure You Are

:rolleyes:

thedrowner

Originally posted by Dataisgod
don't know mines only three inches? but most women don't like it that wide

Jesus. i didn't need to know that. if i was shy and bashful i'd never be able to look you in the eyes again (or in the crotch )

i thought 3-6 inches was average. i knew a guy with an 1&3/4 length cock. really. like it's been said before, too big is really ****ing sore. girth is better than length, but sometimes it can even be too wide. (hence the pain). and yeah, it depends on the size of the box.