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Bazza - wake up

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  • 26-04-1998 5:37pm
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,399 ✭✭✭


    Bazza,

    Come get some, biitch!
    Ten quid says I can beat you 50 - 0 on dm4 anyday of the week? You couldn't beat ure granny if she had her hands up her arrse.

    So, tomorrow, 6pm set up a 2 player DM4 server and I'll gang-rape you repeatedly until its 50-0.
    ten quid. make it 20 if you have the balls.

    Zero, ALWAYS the UL King :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Only immature little nerds and people with no life would
    spend a Sunday looking at a web site about Quake
    Should you not be out going to matches and meeting
    women or drinking and stuff like that...What age are U 20 or so.
    Your whole life revolves around Quake.
    I'd take a step back and have a good long look at my self.
    And before you say "well what are you doing here
    them"..I've valid reasons!!

    Finally I must admit that I have not being
    playing Quake that long but I enjoy playing it.
    But when dicks like you start mumbling and rambl-
    ing on about how "excellent" and "brillo I am".
    Your in 3rd year comp sys.
    Go away and enjoy college life...You won't have
    the time next year.

    P.S....Could you not see that the first message I
    put up was a set up to see what the reaction
    would be.(FOOL)
    P.P.S. My words of advice would be a lot stronger
    only for the Censor


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 745 ✭✭✭SeP


    : Only immature little nerds and people with no life would
    : spend a Sunday looking at a web site about Quake
    no
    : Should you not be out going to matches and meeting
    : women or drinking and stuff like that...What age are U 20 or so.
    yes
    : Your whole life revolves around Quake.
    of course.....
    : I'd take a step back and have a good long look at my self.
    hes ugly
    : And before you say "well what are you doing here
    : them"..I've valid reasons!!
    sure.......
    : Finally I must admit that I have not being
    : playing Quake that long but I enjoy playing it.
    as we all do....
    : But when dicks like you start mumbling and
    rambl-
    : ing on about how "excellent" and "brillo I am".
    he WAS the Quake LORD (retired)
    : Your in 3rd year comp sys.
    ? maybe
    : Go away and enjoy college life...You won't have
    : the time next year.
    id say ur right there .....
    : P.S....Could you not see that the first message I
    : put up was a set up to see what the reaction
    : would be.(FOOL)
    no hes a bit slow, after saturday night (arent we all?)
    : P.P.S. My words of advice would be a lot stronger
    : only for the Censor
    u foool!! the censor is there so we can think of challenging was to say sh!t and fu(k and @rse :)

    i say go fight him 1-1 on dm4
    see how well u actually do
    my moneys on Z
    SeP


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,399 ✭✭✭Zero


    Oh? You've finished? Well, allow me to retort.

    I haven't played on the LAN in ages, and the only time I'd have opened my mouth to you is to tell you to go fucck yourself.
    I don't spend my Sundays looking at websites you fuccking gimp. I'm in the middle of a project here and I see a message from a sad no-life tosser like yourself claiming I dont have a life?

    John Shinnick, you are one of the saddest wannkers I have ever seen. For those of you who don't know, this lad is about 50 and in 4th year Computers in UL, doing his finals for the 19th time, spends ALL day in the labs helping Quazimodo 1st year fags withprojects, futilely hoping he can get a 'thank-you' shag off some virginal first year bittch with the line 'Would you like a ride in my rusty shiite Cavalier??', which incidentally I could outrun walking backwards.
    A baldy ugly cunnt like youself who smells like a sack of mouldy monkey testicles couldn't pull a bird if she was dog ugly and unconscious on the floor. The only time a woman saw your dick was down on the shannon last week when you whipped it out. I've seen you, you sad bastarrd, the Quake player named 'Star' is a bird I used to go out with, any game she's in, all you do is try sad chattup lines. The Lightning Gun is the only shaft that she ever wants to see you waving at her, and that probably gets you off.
    A sad piece of shiit like yourself can make all sorts of pretences on the web, and pretend you are actually within the boundaries of what we call a man, when anyone in UL knows you're nothing but an old scabby **** with no life, who lies to old women to try and get laid.
    Oh, and don't forget that you are normally too chicken to put your name to an anonymous message, Mr " UL Player" ?? What were you doing in Rag Week posting messages about me in the middle of the night when everyone else was off getting laid?


    (c) 1998 Zero, Mindphuck, Scary/Overlord.


    P.S. Ammo unlimited, come back anytime with a retort :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    : Oh? You've finished? Well, allow me to retort.

    : I haven't played on the LAN in ages, and the only time I'd have opened my mouth to you is to tell you to go fucck yourself.
    : I don't spend my Sundays looking at websites you fuccking gimp. I'm in the middle of a project here and I see a message from a sad no-life tosser like yourself claiming I dont have a life?

    : John Shinnick, you are one of the saddest wannkers I have ever seen. For those of you who don't know, this lad is about 50 and in 4th year Computers in UL, doing his finals for the 19th time, spends ALL day in the labs helping Quazimodo 1st year fags withprojects, futilely hoping he can get a 'thank-you' shag off some virginal first year bittch with the line 'Would you like a ride in my rusty shiite Cavalier??', which incidentally I could outrun walking backwards.
    : A baldy ugly cunnt like youself who smells like a sack of mouldy monkey testicles couldn't pull a bird if she was dog ugly and unconscious on the floor. The only time a woman saw your dick was down on the shannon last week when you whipped it out. I've seen you, you sad bastarrd, the Quake player named 'Star' is a bird I used to go out with, any game she's in, all you do is try sad chattup lines. The Lightning Gun is the only shaft that she ever wants to see you waving at her, and that probably gets you off.
    : A sad piece of shiit like yourself can make all sorts of pretences on the web, and pretend you are actually within the boundaries of what we call a man, when anyone in UL knows you're nothing but an old scabby **** with no life, who lies to old women to try and get laid.
    : Oh, and don't forget that you are normally too chicken to put your name to an anonymous message, Mr " UL Player" ?? What were you doing in Rag Week posting messages about me in the middle of the night when everyone else was off getting laid?

    :
    : (c) 1998 Zero, Mindphuck, Scary/Overlord.

    :
    : P.S. Ammo unlimited, come back anytime with a retort :)


    By any chance Ronan do you come from Cahir Co. Tipp?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,399 ✭✭✭Zero


    : By any chance Ronan do you come from Cahir Co. Tipp?

    Close Shinnick but no cigar. Cahir is a dump.
    You from there?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    : : By any chance Ronan do you come from Cahir Co. Tipp?

    : Close Shinnick but no cigar. Cahir is a dump.
    : You from there?




    Close Zero but no biscuit.....
    I'm not John Shinnick.
    Up your presumptious narrow minded little arse.
    I suppose we can't expect you to be right all the
    time.
    But I'm sure he'll enjoy reading it when he comes in.


    Oh by the way I put my e-mail address with the very
    first message I posted..Since you seem to know an
    awful lot I'm sure you'll be able to get my name.
    Yet again(FOOL).
    This time I win.
    Reply at will.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 745 ✭✭✭SeP


    this is getting interesting


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Sheer poetry Zero. Keep it up man :)

    : Oh? You've finished? Well, allow me to retort.

    : I haven't played on the LAN in ages, and the only time I'd have opened my mouth to you is to tell you to go fucck yourself.
    : I don't spend my Sundays looking at websites you fuccking gimp. I'm in the middle of a project here and I see a message from a sad no-life tosser like yourself claiming I dont have a life?

    : John Shinnick, you are one of the saddest wannkers I have ever seen. For those of you who don't know, this lad is about 50 and in 4th year Computers in UL, doing his finals for the 19th time, spends ALL day in the labs helping Quazimodo 1st year fags withprojects, futilely hoping he can get a 'thank-you' shag off some virginal first year bittch with the line 'Would you like a ride in my rusty shiite Cavalier??', which incidentally I could outrun walking backwards.
    : A baldy ugly cunnt like youself who smells like a sack of mouldy monkey testicles couldn't pull a bird if she was dog ugly and unconscious on the floor. The only time a woman saw your dick was down on the shannon last week when you whipped it out. I've seen you, you sad bastarrd, the Quake player named 'Star' is a bird I used to go out with, any game she's in, all you do is try sad chattup lines. The Lightning Gun is the only shaft that she ever wants to see you waving at her, and that probably gets you off.
    : A sad piece of shiit like yourself can make all sorts of pretences on the web, and pretend you are actually within the boundaries of what we call a man, when anyone in UL knows you're nothing but an old scabby **** with no life, who lies to old women to try and get laid.
    : Oh, and don't forget that you are normally too chicken to put your name to an anonymous message, Mr " UL Player" ?? What were you doing in Rag Week posting messages about me in the middle of the night when everyone else was off getting laid?

    :
    : (c) 1998 Zero, Mindphuck, Scary/Overlord.

    :
    : P.S. Ammo unlimited, come back anytime with a retort :)



  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Well Zero If you've any decency you should apologise to John
    Or is that above you(oh great one).
    Then again I won't hold my breath.


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Since it does not concern you keep your
    opinions to yourself.
    Regards,
    Bazza.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,399 ✭✭✭Zero


    'Bazza' was playing one day against overlord and said hey dave, its me john shinnick.

    If it isn't john shinnick (which I seriously doubt), of course I'll apologies but you're still a sad wannker and if you had any balls u'd put a name to your anonymous posts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Zero....Who the heck is this guy!? Have I met him when I was in UL?


    : Since it does not concern you keep your
    : opinions to yourself.
    : Regards,
    : Bazza.



  • Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    : Since it does not concern you keep your
    : opinions to yourself.
    : Regards,
    : Bazza.

    Actually since YOU started this thread on UL DM4 king stuff
    I think Von is more then entitled to voice his opinion.
    Of course that is simply MY uninvited opinion but I guess everyone's
    opinion is unwelcome unless it agrees with the one true opinion, yours. Neh?

    Devore.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 75 ✭✭Krusty


    Cool your boots man!
    It's a political choice......
    It's like holding on to a rising balloon......
    Do you risk the fall.....or hold on and keep
    getting higher......
    I recommend you smoke some more grass......
    (10 points for who can spot it 1st.)



  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    : Cool your boots man!
    : It's a political choice......
    : It's like holding on to a rising balloon......
    : Do you risk the fall.....or hold on and keep
    : getting higher......
    : I recommend you smoke some more grass......
    : (10 points for who can spot it 1st.)

    Ermm....Rick Astley?



  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    : : Cool your boots man!
    : : It's a political choice......
    : : It's like holding on to a rising balloon......
    : : Do you risk the fall.....or hold on and keep
    : : getting higher......
    : : I recommend you smoke some more grass......
    : : (10 points for who can spot it 1st.)

    : Ermm....Rick Astley?

    Nah it's Vanilla Ice. Krusty's fav rapper/artist :p

    Dev


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    : : : Cool your boots man!
    : : : It's a political choice......
    : : : It's like holding on to a rising balloon......
    : : : Do you risk the fall.....or hold on and keep
    : : : getting higher......
    : : : I recommend you smoke some more grass......
    : : : (10 points for who can spot it 1st.)

    : : Ermm....Rick Astley?

    : Nah it's Vanilla Ice. Krusty's fav rapper/artist :p

    : Dev

    I swiped a Vanilla Ice CD from a place I worked in. Classic stuff. Everyone must hear "Havin' A Roni" I used the CD for a beer mat for a while til my mate nicked it.





  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    : : : Cool your boots man!
    : : : It's a political choice......
    : : : It's like holding on to a rising balloon......
    : : : Do you risk the fall.....or hold on and keep
    : : : getting higher......
    : : : I recommend you smoke some more grass......
    : : : (10 points for who can spot it 1st.)

    : : Ermm....Rick Astley?

    : Nah it's Vanilla Ice. Krusty's fav rapper/artist :p

    : Dev

    I swiped a Vanilla Ice CD from a place I worked in. Classic stuff. Everyone must hear "Havin' A Roni" I used the CD for a beer mat for a while til my mate nicked it.





  • Closed Accounts Posts: 177 ✭✭Mouserat


    : Cool your boots man!
    : It's a political choice......
    : It's like holding on to a rising balloon......
    : Do you risk the fall.....or hold on and keep
    : getting higher......
    : I recommend you smoke some more grass......
    : (10 points for who can spot it 1st.)

    Ok, the answers a cultey type movie for
    all they studentey waster dope smoker types out
    there. In which an out of work actor rubs himself
    in deep heat to keep warm. Plus smokes a really
    big joint called a "Camberwell Carrot", and drives
    dangerously while listening to Jimmy Hendrix without
    fear of prosecution because of a bottle of untainted
    childs urine he carries around with him.

    Withnail and I


  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    : : Cool your boots man!
    : : It's a political choice......
    : : It's like holding on to a rising balloon......
    : : Do you risk the fall.....or hold on and keep
    : : getting higher......
    : : I recommend you smoke some more grass......
    : : (10 points for who can spot it 1st.)

    : Ok, the answers a cultey type movie for
    : all they studentey waster dope smoker types out
    : there. In which an out of work actor rubs himself
    : in deep heat to keep warm. Plus smokes a really
    : big joint called a "Camberwell Carrot", and drives
    : dangerously while listening to Jimmy Hendrix without
    : fear of prosecution because of a bottle of untainted
    : childs urine he carries around with him.

    : Withnail and I

    I just new Dermot would know it ;))


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  • Registered Users Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    Err...Character was Danny?

    A much much funnier film is This Is Spinal Tap.

    These go up to 11....

    Nothing to do with quake or vanilla ice

    : Cool your boots man!
    : It's a political choice......
    : It's like holding on to a rising balloon......
    : Do you risk the fall.....or hold on and keep
    : getting higher......
    : I recommend you smoke some more grass......
    : (10 points for who can spot it 1st.)



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