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  • 07-04-2003 10:47am
    #1
    Joriain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32 ✭


    An English family of rugby supporters head out one Saturday to do
    their
    > Christmas shopping. While in JJB Sports the son picks up an Irish
    rugby
    > shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an Ireland supporter
    and
    > I
    > would like this for Christmas". His sister is outraged by this
    promptly
    > whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother". Off goes
    the
    > little lad with the Irish rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?"
    > "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter and I
    would
    > like this shirt for Christmas". The mother is outraged at this,
    promptly
    > whacks him around the head and says, "Go talk to your father". Off he
    goes
    > with rugby shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've
    > decided I'm going to be an Ireland supporter and I would like this
    shirt
    > for
    > Christmas". The father is outraged and promptly whack his son around
    the
    > head and says "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About
    > half
    > an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.
    The
    > father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something
    > today?" The son says, "Yes dad I have." "Good son, what is it?" The
    son
    > replies, "I've only been an Ireland supporter for an hour and already
    I
    > hate
    > you English bastards."


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