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Having a Bad Day????

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  • 07-04-2003 1:59pm
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    Spunog UIE
    Registered Users Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭


    The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:

    You're a Siamese twin.

    Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

    You're not.

    He has a date coming over tonight.

    You only have one ass.

    Feel better?


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    gogo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭gogo


    Heard it before, still good, although I feel bad for laughing, but can't help it.:)


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    hells angels
    Closed Accounts Posts: 718 ✭✭✭hells angels


    that's new to me and it was funny


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    jonno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,392 ✭✭✭jonno


    Brilliant :D


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,187 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Look on the bright side - no matter how bad things are for you, somehow somewhere someone else has it even worse..

    In reality one of the few truths is that no matter how bad things are - they can always get worse...

    eg: Your brother could be bringing home one of the mullets... With personalities like... "Someday I would like to work as a garbage truck man with a mullet."

    Arrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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